I'm No Dr. Seuss

I Do Not Like Strep and Flu

I do not like strep and flu
I do not like them I told you

I would not like them with my one that's three
I would not like them with me

I could not like them in grade one
I could not like them in anyone

I do not want that swab in my nose
And I do not want that swab down my throat

I would not like them with amoxicillin
I do not like them- I'm not kidding

I do not like you strep and flu
So leave my house- I warn you

I will not try them with alka seltzer cold plus
I will not try them on a bus

I do not like my nose that's red
I do not like this pounding in my head.

I can not drink, I can not eat
I at least better lose some weight!!!!!!!!!!!

So listen up I'm telling you
I'm bustin' out the lysol and the germ x too

I can not wipe one more nose
This is not the life I chose

Pack your bags you're time is done
No more spoiling our family fun

I do not like you strep and flu
I would not like you in the fall
I would not like you in the mall
I would not like you, my dear
I do not like you anywhere.

This has been brought to you by two weeks in the house with a sick six year old and three year old (a sick mommy) and way too much over the counter medication. :)